ork tech

ok so almost all of us know how ork tech works but how often do we think about the impereil sicentists mass confuftion when they took apart a ork bolter to find it jest a peice of mettle with a grip and some other things. and this being said what would happon if the ork looted a Lee Man Rust with the extaned baral now i rember it only has extended range but to an ork he bight think its a S 7 AP 4 wepon because its simply has a longer gun. Or a chimara transport orks would probly rake the roof off the troop section and say it can caery 20 boys now and still has a working autolas. So yea i made this post to say what i think would happon to Ig vehicals wehn looted. so what would happon if Tau, Chaos, SM, elder and D elder vehicals where looted bass on ther alredy present stats and how orks think.

Under the old Ork rules, as I understand them, they would get downgraded to Orky BS and come with a 1-in-6 chance of going out of control each turn. Currently, though, there is one unified stat line for the "Looted Wagon" with no real benefits for what model it used to be aside from cool points.

Case in point:


http://www.the-waaagh.com/forums/?showtopic=46693


http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/194619-Looted%20Dread%20Knight.html

im not shuer what the truck porves, but the lower image dose prove my point about how orks incoperete soloen tech with ther ork tech. this also wasent what i was asking i was ject asking wut other players who dont play orks think there vehicals would end up like if they where looted by orks. I mean take the whole looted wagon rules out of it and imagein this as reality only stats involved are Strangth and AP.

if your focused on the str and AP, then be more precise; you're talking about our guns, not our vehicles. and spell check before posting, dammit; i feel like i'm gonna have a brain aneurism after trying to figure out what the hell you were asking in the first place.

gonna start posted replies to you in leet speak if you keep spelling so badly.

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The truck was Optimus Prime, by the way.

I highly doubt Orks are familiar with the concept of Str/AP for their weapons.

I believe the applicable phrase for this would be:

"Needs more dakka! Whaaaaaaagh!!!"

Yea know I forgot what I was asking in the frist place lets jest end this here.

Lets keep going!

Paz wrote:Lets keep going!

But surely you jest.

Dom, I get the distinct feeling that they are going to ride you until you demonstrably bring your grammatical prowess to bear in the forums.

Yea know I forgot what I was asking in the frist place lets jest end this here.

You know, I forgot what I was asking in the first place. Let's just end this here.

ok i dont think you know this but im an ORK OK. NOW ME WANT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

The only thing feared more than the Ork Ok's wrath is his spelling and grammar.