Holy =I=censor=I= dudes, I'm getting hitched!

Yeah, its just over a week away! I'll be leaving the sweaty heaving masses of the single/dating world behind, and joining you happily married dudes in perfect bliss! ...right?....... amirite?

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Na, congrats man. Must be getting pretty excited, you have found yourself a great girl. If your feet start to get cold just have her put oil and perfume on them.

Congrats. Your hand-book is in the mail, as are the easily transported 'response signs' with hand phrases like 'Yes, dear." and 'No you don't look fat in that.'

Cheers man. I hope the wedding is a classy affair enjoyed by all.

congratz paz! I was wondering if you ever tried to convince your wife to be to have your registry at the den?

lol, that would be awesome!

Gratz Paz!

Congrats Paz I hope you and your new bride have an awesome wedding day and awesome lives together. That being said yes your hand book is in the mail. and if you don't get it, talk to your "MP" they always got an emergency stock... And just in case I always keep a jet fueled and ready for such an occasion. All you need is a passport (if needed one can be supplied), and just like that I can get ya out of the country in 45 minutes. From the states you can go anywere ya want. And yes if you take this escape option you WILL HAVE TO COVER THE GAS BILL !!!!
No but seriously I hope you and your woman have a memorable day.

Dude, The countdown has now become critical!

Good luck this weekend! Congrats! and have a good time!