Help....

Help, I just got this message from my wife...

"Guy on Til Debt Do Us Part is spending too much on Space Yucky Toys..."
"$10500 collection."
"How much is yours worth?"

I
AM
SCREWED

I HAVE A PLAN

SPREED OUT YOUR COLETION AMONG US FOR A SHORT WHILE UNTILL THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS OVER and you can can that its worth under 5000 honestly cuz we (us on the forms) have "temp owner ship" over the most expenicie parts

I think Dom 's got it right this time.

Ill "watch" your chaos stuff.. gimme gimme !!!

$200

Tell her that they depreciate and you only buy them for the love the game. how is she going to know any different?

OR

tell her $10000 and say that you have been thinking of selling them and buying a motorcycle.

I guarantee she has spent more on hair, purses, shoes and makeup than you could ever possibly spend on warhammer.

I have at least one thing up on the dude... he's a line cook at a burger joint.

still to be safe tell her its under 5000

correct answer:

"i dunno babe. never counted. you know i never spend that much"

"Say, hon, you're looking very nice in those jeans....."

Meh, don't hide your light under a bush. Be proud of your toys!

Or:

Sell off your lesser used parts of the collection to get it down to a reasonable amount, then spend your extra money on hookers and blow. No physical evidence or a paper trail after that.

Unless Beau is the kind of guy who asks his dealer for a receipt, I don't know.

Spamus Eatus wrote:Or:

Sell off your lesser used parts of the collection to get it down to a reasonable amount, then spend your extra money on hookers and blow. No physical evidence or a paper trail after that.

Unless Beau is the kind of guy who asks his dealer for a receipt, I don't know.

yes this is 100% sound proof in fact is chairle sheen aproved (now i jest need to find a image that say that......... crap still can figger the dam photo thing out yea know what can i jest email the image to some one and have them post it)

Well I already have your guard stuff, I can just keep holding on to it, or you could say it is either this or boys night out at the club 3 times a week

Break it down into a per/year cost

yours is spread out over what, 5, 10 years? even if you hit $10k, that's only 1k a year... and most of your shit you could say is 'worth' this much, but was bought on sales, so only cost 'this' much.

Oh yeah. Its spread out over 5+ years or so... As Ben noted, it's pretty much proof positive on what I haven't been spending $$$ on... That's said a few parts can stand to go.

lets be honest beau, your a smurf man for life; ditch all your xenos stuff, and take pity on andrew and give him all your chaos so his collection gets more variety. and give dom your orks cause he already talks and types like one.

Nah, orksies are fun. I do enjoy playing chaos now and then. GK are just beautiful, especially the older metal stuff. And DA is likely my "everyday" list. Guard is nice for allies.
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Which begs the question of my other stuff. I've actually been giving it some thought, and they would likely be nothing more than building projects.

i think you gave the 40k equivalent to how a hoarder's mind reasons why they should get to keep all their shit in their house lol.

I'm just saying I would still use those armies, and maybe expand them in the future. But the others (My Blood Angels and what not) I've no interest in and have just been too lazy to put them up.