New in Box Plaguebearers!

Nurgle is LOVE! All the other gods are just loopy. Slaanesh, forget it man. Sounds like he'd be fun at parties until the next day you wake up with EVERY opening on your body aching and leaking fluids. Tzeentch? Who wants to even know a dude who's all about being unreliable. Think he'll give your car a boost when you need one, or turn your dead car into a wriggling mass of feathered flesh? Forget that guy. Khorne? That dude sucks a ton. When he's not sucker punching you he's always bragging about his throne of skulls. Seriously, "Wanna come over and see my awesome chair?". No thanks. And quit hitting me, will ya!

Nurgle... Nurgle is love. He wants you to join him. He wants to help you be a better person(ish). He wants you to help him, help you! Father Nurgle get's his nickname because he loves you like a son. He wants to protect you. He wants to fight beside you, not with you. His embrace gifts you with resilience against the woes of the world. The wriggling under your flesh is a token of how much he wants to be a part of you. His touch is love!

Join Nurgle today with this amazing deal of 15 plaguebearers with full command for only 50$. Retail value is a whopping 95$! This is for new, unopened miniatures. These mini's are waiting for you! Act now as this AMAZING deal CAN NOT last.

Do you sell SLAP CHOPS too?

Next you'll say you love his nuts????

Y'know guys, all this talk about slap chop with it's convenient and fast two-in-one chopping action makes me think about just how fast and easy it is to paint these plaguebearers up.

I mean, they practically paint themselves!

Seriously, grab yourself a couple pots of your favorite citadel foundation series paints. Lay down a basecoat, then start drybrushing these figs up. Stop there and you've got an army that'll get noticed. Now, spend a little time with some of the new citadel washes on those models and you're gonna have one small problem. Where are you gonna put all those "Best painted army" trophies? It's gonna be tough finding a room with enough shelving to show off these models AND all the trophies there gonna bring you home.

Time is running out on this exciting offer! Get your PM's in today!

See kids? Just like that Mr Mateshiysnnskiyn (or however you spell that name. I always worry that if I say it too fast Candyman is gonna come get me). All of a sudden he goes from being a kid with 50$ and a dream and turns himself into a powerhouse on the gaming tables and an inspiration to all you would be painters out there.

Well done! A man who knows a bargain! Shame about that name though.

No problem sir! Service with a smile! I'll even throw in this video of a kangaroo jerkin' it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQTwvongCE

Ahahahaha, let the good times roll!

Oh, thought you might like this bit Scott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXhn5U1B9AU

Dane Cook isn't so much my style. When I see him I always find my left ahnd searching for a phantom hand grenade. I dunno what it is about him. Oh yeah! He reminds me of a cross between Jim Carey and Robin Williams. Now if that happened I would for sure have to kill that baby. I'd get out in no time probably. After I got the judge to watch Ace Venture and Mork and Mindy episodes I'd be golden. "Time Served!" bang a gavel and home time baby!

But on the bright side he did talk about puking. I tend to not really draw my vomit sessions out. And I don't need to go to some private place to do it either! Right there at the table. I don't worry about offending anyone 'cause if I am that drunk and you're sitting next to me I've probably spent about 8-10 pints worth trying to offend you. So a little puke shouldn't be a deal breaker by then. That's the way I see it.

Now I wanna get drunk.

Lol! Best Bartertown EVAR!

FYI... Scott tried to puke in my wifes (gf at the time) beer mug, while sitting in brew pub in Calgary. She managed to grab it back away, so he puked in the pitcher instead, and placed it on the floor.

He WILL do as he says.